Dear Raymond,

You are hereby presented with your Christmas present: a day trip to the Museum of Illusions in Johannesburg with Your Favourite People: Shaun and Tamaryn.

This voucher is eligible for redemption upon discussion of a suitable date for all parties. Please confirm with Your Favourite People at your convenience.

Terms and Conditions apply. Transportation and conversation is included.

* No cash alternative * Non-transferable * Fun is mandatory * Dad jokes encouraged * Photography of illusions compulsory * Good company guaranteed *